just another flower growing in a concrete jungle.
somewhere, a scifi superhero movie is missing its protagonist.
me: goes to lowes
lowes man: how can I help you son
me: first of all I am not your son. second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals
my brother told me that in the bathroom at monumentour someone yelled “fall out boy sucks” and another guy yelled “what the fuck did you just say” and they got in a real fist fight
i will defend the faith goin down swingin…
if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave.
burned my hand curling my hair today
shes a vision.
whoa whoa hwoaaaa
pete wentz could say something like “bread” and i’d be like wow that’s so deep i relate to that i love u so much
My favorite thing about tumblr is following peoples personal storylines. Like when somebody I follow finally goes on a date with the person they like or comes out to their best friend or finishes a huge homework assignment I am literally on the couch pumping my fist and being really happy for them
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
then prepare for skeleton war
Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…
This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster
Brittney Griner Is Engaged to Glory Johnson!!
Brittney Griner (of The Phoenix Mercury) just got engaged to her girlfriend Glory Johnson (of The Tulsa Shock). Last night, Brittney posted an adorable pic of her proposing to Johnson in a pink bowtie.
This makes Griner NOT ONLY the first openly gay athlete to score a Nike contract, but also the first professional athlete to get engaged to a player on a rival team (along with Johnson obvi).
LESBIANS MAKING SPORTS OUR LOVE BISH YAY!!!
Aww! They’re adorable in that first photo. And wow @ the second photo. The peace there; the love.
Bisexual people and Pansexual people are not accessories for your shitty ass three way fantasies